It's one of a kind you don't stumble upon one of these too often. How rubbish can an action movie get, actually? Watch "Shadow Warriors" (aka "Techno-Fear") and find out. The whole film long, I only wondered about two things: Why are those people doing these things and why are they speaking such drivel? My intelligence must have been lacking, because I just couldn't quite grasp this film. Oh sure, a fast-paced action-packed thrill-ride for sure. The franchise follows the adventures of Lo Wang, an assassin skilled in the use of firearms, melee combat, and swords, all of which he uses when taking on demonic hordes. In the premier cinematic trailer for Shadow Warrior 3, the protagonist Lo Wang's snark ascends from the genre-savviness to full-on medium awareness, with antics such as making fun of Devolver Digital, marveling at the new graphics, and promising to show off the grappling hook before the trailer's end. Jumping off bridges, hanging on helicopters, blowing things up. Even the original teaser trailer for Shadow Warrior 3 boasted an almost hilarious amount of blood-soaked action. So, the whole film's pretty much a mess without a plot, consisting of scenes featuring two body-builder idiots with computer chips in their brains chasing each other through Ukraine landscapes and beating the crap out of themselves. Terry O'Quinn is terribly wasted as the evil scientist with a greedy plan. It's somewhat of a Z-grade "Universal Soldier" rip-off (I can't even imagine all its sequels getting as bad as "Shadow Warriors"). Shadow Warrior 3 is a movie starring Kingo as the Shadow Warrior, and the sequel to The Shadow Warrior 2: Voyage of Time. Another preorder surprise is the limited edition katana skin, which. There's only one word to sum up this sad action/sci-fi clunker: incompetence. Shadow Warrior 3 will launch with a price point of 49.99 and will include the option to download the first two titles for free. These are essentially buffs, objects, or weapons youll be able to use for a short amount of time after performing a finisher. This is such an unbelievable heap of rubbish that it's worth a watch. Shadow Warrior 3 features a new mechanic in the franchise: Gory Tools.
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